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— Oscar Wilde

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fuck hockey players in backwards hats…

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This is by far my favorite tweet ever.

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The offseason is here, but have some Derick Brassard in a hat with a pom to keep you occupied and distract you from all the rumors

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at the resturant with bae
waitress: *fills his glass with ice water*
me: *watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*
me: you want my man or something?
her: wh-wat?
me: i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?
me: I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.
me: everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?
him: aye calm down
me: nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy
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Love of my life, Russian prince of my heart ⇒ Evgeni Malkin

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David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

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puavelcatsyuk said: And me! :D

don’t be so sure about that. x

The Denis Savard Foundation Celebrity Golf Classic [x][x]

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